Boro host Swansea. Portsmouth go to Oxford while Leicester host Wednesday in opening weekend.

July. Of course.

It's because Lehmann bangs on about equal pay for doing the same job as her partner yet she's nowhere near the top in her own league. I cook. I want Gordon Ramsay's pay.

Yet he denies he was the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2. All bad language aside, it's another prime example of where the difference in level can lie. I wouldn't expect the men's netball team to beat the women.

Ghost of Polkinghorne in defence.

Slovenia didn't qualify for women's Euros. Decent enough shape and movement while we've been a time timid. School night a weak excuse but there is another game coming.

Swear the paradox of choice has slowed this down. Decent news here.

He's had a few solid stints but he's become more of a player who comes in and does an absolute job but for the club to change coaches or look for someone with a 4 year outlook. Not a bad thing but he's been something of the brilliant substitute teacher. This is the case at Copenhagen and Lens...

Fark that backpass or whatever that was

Any nicknames or abbreviations for Montemurro? My phone will auto type his name eventually but wondering about a shortener. Really think he's going to identify some hopefuls and cut some deadwood this window. Time for adjustments.

That fucking Telstra whistling ad!

Hannover playing Randers in a 100min friendly June 5 in Bückeburg. Tempted but the AA may still be on holiday. All about the fitness too this one. Undoubtedly on YouTube.

Going through a gallery of Slovenia kits. Hands down they never get it wrong. Some beauties.

Glad Van Egmond is starting. Need to test to see how she fits well in the team. Hasn't played enough yet.

Than Maty as a whole? Wish anyone that well to have our keeper stocks solid. Excited about Hall who needs to face men this season.