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Worst Movie Ever Watched

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RIMB

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I am sorry to do this, but I watched Megalodon: The Frenzy yesterday and it was so bad I had to put up this warning to save anybody who hasn't suffered through it.

It is not to be mixed up with the watchable Jason Statham Meg movies - this one had Eric Roberts in it.

I have not seen less believable situations and special effects and that includes Dr Who special effects from the early days. I have not seen worse acting and scripting.

It is not even "light hearted entertainment" in the broadest terms.

If you have seen a worserer movie, I challenge you to name it. Will you fall for my trap? You must watch this movie before you can name one that is worse.
 
Not so much worse as unsettling - "A Serbian Film." Anyone seen that?
 
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The only movie I can ever remember starting to watch of my own accord (eg, not randomly coming across it on TV), and actively turning it off because I didn't like it - was Thirteen. Watched it when I was 13 and thought to myself "This is not what a 13 year old is normally like, how ridiculous"
 
haha RIMB, thanks for the tip for I have seen it on the new release's but being a ol salt surfer I don't want to watch shark movies and Eric Roerts is doush bag.
Most of his movies are crap thats the first warning any of his movies.
He must be so bummed his sister is so liked and luvable.
 
RIMB said:
I am sorry to do this, but I watched Megalodon: The Frenzy yesterday and it was so bad I had to put up this warning to save anybody who hasn't suffered through it.

It is not to be mixed up with the watchable Jason Statham Meg movies - this one had Eric Roberts in it.

I have not seen less believable situations and special effects and that includes Dr Who special effects from the early days. I have not seen worse acting and scripting.

It is not even "light hearted entertainment" in the broadest terms.

If you have seen a worserer movie, I challenge you to name it. Will you fall for my trap? You must watch this movie before you can name one that is worse.
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Thank you for the community service.... Challenge accepted.....
 
For 'critically acclaimed stuff:



'Pig'. Fucking 97% on rotten tomatoes. An absolute piece of shit.

'Everything, everywhere all at once'. Oscar winner. Did not enjoy it one bit.

'Uncut Gems'. Adam Sandler's breakout drama role apparently. Loud as fuck, disconcerting music, claustrophobic. Did not like.

'Parasite'. Another oscar winning disappointment.



For shoot 'em ups.

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Usually you check your brain out when you're watching action based flicks these days such as Fast and Furious (whatever number) or Marvel or movies like the Expendables but Jason Statham's latest 'The Beekeeper' is just garbage from beginning to end and meets all of your criteria. It's pretty much a clone of 'Olympus Has Fallen'. Watched that one on the plane.
 
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thats a shame for I like Statham in some earlier movies :(

Not a movie but I have been watching one of his old mates, Stallone, OMG ok people marvelled at the early Rocky movies and got to say liked Rambo 1 but christ almighty how friggin tacky and Bgrade is the Tulsa series on netflix.
He's always been a flog of a actor.
 
LFC said:
thats a shame for I like Statham in some earlier movies :(

Not a movie but I have been watching one of his old mates, Stallone, OMG ok people marvelled at the early Rocky movies and got to say liked Rambo 1 but christ almighty how friggin tacky and Bgrade is the Tulsa series on netflix.
He's always been a flog of a actor.
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You HAVE to watch Rhinestone..... its like the Godfather and Apocalypse Now all mashed together :)

 
mate - I know the movie and I can't recall watching it TBH but if I did, the only reason would have been it was as if I was in front of oncoming headlights like a rabbit hahaha
 
Muz said:
For 'critically acclaimed stuff:



'Pig'. Fucking 97% on rotten tomatoes. An absolute piece of shit.

'Everything, everywhere all at once'. Oscar winner. Did not enjoy it one bit.

'Uncut Gems'. Adam Sandler's breakout drama role. Loud as fuck, disconcerting music, claustrophobic. Did not like.

'Parasite'. Another oscar winning disappointment.



For shoot 'em ups.

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Usually you check your brain out when you're watching action based flicks these days such as Fast and Furious (whatever number) or Marvel or movies like the Expendables but Jason Statham's latest 'The Beekeeper' is just garbage from beginning to end and meets all of your criteria. It's pretty much a clone of 'Olympus Has Fallen'. Watched that one on the plane.
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I have watched Beekeeper twice. Once to see if it was any good and a second time to see if it got better second time. It's a thing I do and sometimes I have ended up thinking a second time movie really good. I could switch off and enjoy Beekeeper for the trashy, unbelievable, 'bash the shit out of baddies' film it is and will watch it again sometime in the future when I feel like sleeping and don't want to risk wasting a good movie.

Megalodon: The Frenzy makes Beekeeper Academy Award winning stuff. Seriously.
 
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RIMB said:
I have watched Beekeeper twice. Once to see if it was any good and a second time to see if it got better second time. It's a thing I do and sometimes I have ended up thinking a second time movie really good. I could switch off and enjoy Beekeeper for the trashy, unbelievable, 'bash the shit out of baddies' film it is and will watch it again sometime in the future when I feel like sleeping and don't want to risk wasting a good movie.

Megadon: The Frenzy makes Beekeeper Academy Award winning stuff. Seriously.
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Kudos to you for watching that twice, that is commitment. I would need to be paid to sit through that again.

The problem with action movies now is they can use CGI but just because they can, doesn't mean they should. That and every movie is trying to top the last big blockbuster for 'action' so it's bigger set pieces, more ridiculous situations and more CGI.

One of the good things about the Bond movies, before the worst CGI ever with Pierce Brosnan surfing a wave, was the stunts. If you saw it on the screen, someone actually did it.



Read the comments. Some crackers in there.

That's why I like 'True Lies' with Arnie and movies of that vintage. When Arnie rides a horse through the hotel and into the lift that's Arnie riding a horse through the hotel and into the lift.

Bring back movies like this and the Bourne trilogy.
 
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Speaking of which (CGI done poorly) , I watched Gemini Man last night ...... holy crap dont like Will S ith at the best of times as an actor but holy crap......
 
And then there's this from the very same movie. What a great scene.

 
There was one movie so crap that I only lasted five minutes and can't even remember the name of it now! Put it right out of memory. Maybe it was Ted? Or Bridesmaids? Don't think I'll ever remember it haha.
 
Muz said:
For 'critically acclaimed stuff:



'Pig'. Fucking 97% on rotten tomatoes. An absolute piece of shit.

'Everything, everywhere all at once'. Oscar winner. Did not enjoy it one bit.

'Uncut Gems'. Adam Sandler's breakout drama role apparently. Loud as fuck, disconcerting music, claustrophobic. Did not like.

'Parasite'. Another oscar winning disappointment.



For shoot 'em ups.

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Usually you check your brain out when you're watching action based flicks these days such as Fast and Furious (whatever number) or Marvel or movies like the Expendables but Jason Statham's latest 'The Beekeeper' is just garbage from beginning to end and meets all of your criteria. It's pretty much a clone of 'Olympus Has Fallen'. Watched that one on the plane.
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I also hated uncut gems. Worst movie maybe grease two
 
grazorblade said:
tie between "now you see me," the 9th star wars movie (the one palpatine returns), the 2nd hobbit movie
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Actually reminds me - I would have walked out of Hobbit Part 1 if I didn’t fall asleep in the endless dragon scene. Had a laugh about it with my mate’s wife recently at another mate’s wedding ,as she was in the same boat when we went on this big friends trip when it came out hahaha
 
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Actually reminds me - I would have walked out of Hobbit Part 1 if I didn’t fall asleep in the endless dragon scene. Had a laugh about it with my mate’s wife recently at another mate’s wedding ,as she was in the same boat when we went on this big friends trip when it came out hahaha
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I hated The Hobbit Part 1 because it took so long for nothing to happen and the franchise just wanted more money by artificially creating multiple markets in the form of three movies (see how I worded that for this football forum).

I have since watched all of the Hobbit movies with the mindset of one who knows it has little to do with the book and just treated them like a series of movies and I did not find it anywhere near as bad. The interminable 'car chase' in the Goblin maze was what pushed me over the edge first time. Subsequent times it was passably entertaining because it meant nothing to me anymore.
 
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