Reminds me of the time I met Mono in hell.
We were both sent there for our various indiscretions and the Devil told Mono he had one chance to be returned to life to mend his ways. He had to make love to the ugliest woman in hell
So he did and applied himself most diligently.
Next morning Mono saw me coming out of another room with Elle McPherson
In his anti-franchise plastic left-out way he went to the Devil and asked why it was so unfair that he had to make love to the ugliest woman in hell and I got Elle McPherson
The devil looked him in the eye and said "Elle had to be given her chance too"

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